On Stuff

ON RELEGION:

I think you better back up. Yes, you. Back up. You want to hear about someones opinion on religeon, but you're already thinking... I will compare what he's got to say with what I know (maybe you're not thinking it, but you're thinking it unconciously). But you know what? Read anyways. PORK CHOP.

"If the world really believed in 'an eye for an eye' we'd all be blind'." - Ghandi I think.

I'm not done talking about religeon, stay tuned.

ON CHOCOLATE:
Its a drug.

ON SMELLY FEET:
They smell. There are so MANY ways to keep your feet from smelling. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE WITH SMELLY FEET?! Its like they think we don't know. But we do. Oh we do.

ON DEMOCRATES AND REPUBLICAN BIASED MEDIA:
They are both evil. I can't believe that some choose one over another. I'm out of the game for now. I'm out simply out. I can't keep getting brain washed for the rest of my life. I'm going to take a break.

If you read this blog all of your wildest dreams will come true.

MOST AMAZING BLOG EVER!

Okay, fine. Its now my goal to make you so incredibly amazed at this blog that you will bite your own arm because it didn't allow your hand to type in aztec-sdsu.blogspot.com FAST ENOUGH. You must read this blog.

This blog is like, amazing, incredible, sexy. F'in sexy. (I just sensored myself. I just F'in sensored my own blog.) There will be no sensoring my blog. Or should I? F**K. SH**T. (Added two ** astricks to the word SH*T, just wanted to throw your A$$ off. I, being, "the sensor" of this blog).

ON SENSORSHIP:

I don't understand it. We, the people... We are the ones that are going to run the whole world (into a hole if we're not careful). WE have been taught to SENSOR our self. We do it mechanically now. We dont even have to think about it. 12 years in government forced school, and we're taught to "sit down, and shut up." SHUT UP?! What? Me? NOW? Okay.

But NO! Stop being a wimp. Wake up. Do the right thing. Dont censor yourself. Unless there are little kiddies around. Then you shut up.

ON TUNA:
Does anyone else smell tuna? Fu*kin' tuna, if it wasn't for them the dolphins wouldn't die.

ON EDUCATION:
Pay teachers more. Make parents play a role in education. Have the hallways smell like roses. Doors which close on the toilet stalls, with little hinges that work. And make sure they aren't short. I hate when people walk up to the door and try to open it. And if its locked, they look over, or peek through the little crack. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?! Keep your eye away from the crack. What do you hope to see? Think about it. Best case scenario, no one is there, worst case scenario: YOU"VE JUST MAKE SOMEONE PREMATURLY PINCH A TURD. Its not worth it. Just hang around outside, or better yet, say: Anyone in there. But stop peeking. For the love of god. Stop peeking.